All The Classic Marijuana Memes in one place
A therapy sesh after my smoke sesh is all I need to find perspective
Weed: because sometimes the world needs to slow down
Do not ask me if I want to go smoke weed. Just assume
When in doubt, roll it out!
Cannabis to heal the pain, alcohol to amplify it
I believe drug abuse is when you've got 5 people on one blunt
Baked Potato
roll me a joint, and tell me I'm pretty
I think, therefore I toke
Let's get lost in the weed cloud!
Rainy days are for staying in and toking up
IF WEED ALL SMOKE A BONG, WEED ALL GET ALONG
Sleep is my tolerance break!
How to kidnap me like a pro!
My weed glasses turn dull days into vibrant adventures
In a world, where stress is real, I smoke weed to help me heal
Baking isn't just for cookies!
Every good story starts with a toke!
Puff by puff together builds bonds forever
Peace of mind is one hit away
Let's roll one and escape to paradise!
I think my TV comes with 420 setting!
Weed and coffee first, everything else can wait
I think, therefore I toke!
When I'm high and reality calls, I hung up!
High thoughts are the best thoughts
I'd share my weed, but I'm hungry...
Life’s a sweet game when you’ve got Mary Jane
Alcohol kills. Weed chills.
Weed doesn’t make me slow... the world just moves too fast
It just hit me, my blunt is a better listener than most of my friends
Smoke break, energy recharge, LET'S GO!
Just me, my joint, my cat, and this perfect sunrise!
A blunt a day keeps the drama away
Working out high: To find a rhythm between body, breath, and mind
Weed and good company are my mental health therapy
This should be in a museum!
Smoking weed isn’t about zoning out—it’s about tuning in
Life’s a journey, and weed opens the gate to self-discovery
You know you're a stoner when your grinder has sentimental value
Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope
High and in my element
It's 420 Somewhere
It’s National Cheese Pizza Day, so I’m blazing up and grabbing the cheesiest slice
High thoughts, deeper conversations
Tunes on, Joint Lit, Spirit on point!
This Labor Day, I'm kicking back and sparking one up
TAKING IT SLOW, ONE PUFF AT A TIME
Taking a break from the world, finding peace in the clouds
Good buds and even better vibes
I'm not high, I'm just expanding my consciousness
Smoking weed with your mom is the ultimate love language
Weed: Because sometimes it's 4:20 somewhere!
Let’s blaze and cruise
Smoking vs. Edible
Stressed, blessed, and cannabis-obsessed
That’s not just a smell, it’s a vibe!
Every day’s a good day to get stoned
Strain vibes + terpenes: what makes each one unique
It's just my Allergies
INHALE RELAXATION, EXHALE WORRIES
Thank God It's Friday!
Weed: The calm in every storm
Weed: the ultimate remedy for boredom
THC FOR THE HIGH, terpenes for control
DON'T WORRY. DON'T CRY. SMOKE WEED AND GET HIGH
Happiness is just one puff away
Marijuana: because sometimes reality just needs a little adjustment
I'm high as duck!
Marijuana is a peaceful herb, not a violent drug
I'm a very busy stoner!
When in doubt, smoke it out!
Did you know that in 2737 BCE, Chinese Emperor Shen Nung documented the medical benefits of marijuana in his medical texts?
I'M ON A SEAWEED DIET. WHEN I SEE WEED, I SMOKE IT
The only thing higher than my standards is me
Did you know marijuana was a legal medicine in the U.S. until 1942?
I'd be a genius
A day without weed is like trying to eat soup with a fork!
Own the day the marijuana way
Today's mood is powered by coffee and marijuana!
Stoned? I am. Munchies? I must!
Movie night, cozy vibes!
When you're so high, the grass starts talking back!
BONFIRE BLAZE, STONER’S CRAZE
Higher elevation, higher sensation!
Paddle, Puff, Repeat!
High on life.... and weed!
Blaze the trail!
Cannabis, it's a growing trend
Toke Squad, Happy pod
Summer vibe, grilling and chilling
Green delight, weekend's right
Rolling into the weekend like a fat blunt
Green and Serene
Pass the peace, light the leaf!
Buds bring bonds!
A little leaf, lot's of joy!
High spirits, high times!
Cannabis calm, every time!
Anytime is Blunt time
Weed in hand, peace in mind
Canna - cool - canna - calm
Up in smoke, down to earth
Leaf love is true love!
Tokin' and Jokin'
Keep it blazing, keep it amazing
Roll, smoke, relax.... repeat!
Weed your way to happiness
Weed whispers wisdom, listen closely
Peace, pot and positivity!
Rolling into good times
Couch lock and I love it!
SPREAD LOVE, SPREAD PEACE, PASS THE JOINT
CAFFEINE TO WAKE, CANNABIS TO ELEVATE, WATER TO HYDRATE
A puff a day keeps the blues away
High-quality herb, high-quality life
Worry less, toke more!
When in doubt, roll it out!
Wait, what were we talking about?
Stress free Zone
Chill, it's all good
Life's a rollercoaster, but hey, weed is legal!
Such a feelin's comin' over me, There is wonder in most every thing I see
My relationship status: It's complicated
TOUGH TIMES CALL FOR TOUGH TOKES!
Because it's legal now
LIFE'S A MOVIE, AND WEED IS THE BEHIND-THE-SCENES GIGGLES
Chasing dreams and good vibes
FINDING MY ZEN: HALF MEDITATION, HALF MEDICATION
ROLL IT LIGHT, SMOKE IT RIGHT, EVERY PUFF'S A DELIGHT
Toke up and take on the day
Weed is my co-pilot, and happiness is my destination!
Adulting is tough; weed makes it better!
Weed: The best brush to color outside the lines of life!
Warning: May cause extreme relaxation and smiles!
Your vibe attracts your tribe
Nature's way to say Chill, it's all good
When anxiety creeps, weed brings my inner peace
Brainstorming and weed: a creative breed
Rolling up good times and passing them around!
Finding my center in the swirling smoke of life!
If they're stoners, they're certainly a keeper
Chill out and zone out
A touch of green to brighten up my routine!
Dancing and smoking like no one's watching!
LIFE IS A HIGHWAY, AND WEED IS THE FUEL THAT KEEPS ME GOING!
Ever notice how everything looks better through a cloud of smoke?
The ultimate sidekick in the adventure of life!
Weed: The Bridge between reality and a damn good time
Marijuana, better when shared
Zassou o suou
Grass is greener on the weed side
Weed: the best partner in crime for a crime-free life!
When in doubt, roll it out!
You'll never see a sad face at a smoke circle!
I bet my soul smells like weed
Stay Hydrated!
Basking in the golden haze of happiness
What I really look like on weed, and what society thinks I look like on weed
Eliminating negativity by burning sage, weed and bridges
Don't worry, be hippie!
While other people are busy being fake, I'm busy getting baked
Screw milk and cookies, roll Santa a joint
Smoking weed doesn't make you cool, but if you're cool, you probably smoke weed
Give me weed to accept the things I cannot
Study finds that a joint a day reduces risk of giving a shit
This too shall 'puff puff' pass
A Nug day, keeps the grinch away
Life is a dance, and weed is the rhythm that keeps me moving! 🌿💃🎶
How about less yappity yap and a little more puff puff pass!
I don't smoke weed to escape reality
Cool Story Bitch, Now Pass The Blunt!
Be the Successful Stoner That Society Says Doesn’t Exist
Wait, what was I mad about?
This is Dick, Dick doesn't smoke weed so he doesn't think anyone else should. Don't be a dick!
Don't worry, don't cry, smoke weed and fly high!
I like being alone... too much
It's fine if you don't smoke weed, just don't kill my high
Smoke more, worry less
Friends and pot! Hey, it's cheaper than therapy
In sesh, please don't disturb!
Not shy, just high
Fewer friends, less bullshit. Keep your circle small. Also, the blunt comes back faster
Boosting altitude, one puff at a time!
You had me at weed
But two joints will make my night
Stoners' Thanksgiving Dinner!
Red eyes, big smile...
Because 'Meow'iuana makes everything better
Space travel is overrated
Basking in the golden haze of happiness!
Marijuana: The ultimate cure for Boredom!
Life's a journey, and weed's my co-pilot
When I smoke weed, I see no evil, I hear no evil, and I snack on no evil
Taking life with a grain of salt, and a hint of herb
Mastering the art of relaxation
Flower Power
Sleep is my tolerance break!
We all have that one friend... (I am that friend)
High as a kite...
My friends circle
Weed, the ultimate source of 'aha' moments!
Weed helps
Fair Question
In Ganja weed trust
Cheech And Chong
Been a long day!
A fat joint would do
I'm not as think as you stoned I am
Tattoos and smoking weed
Have a nice Jay!
Cough when I smoke weed
Sweet dreams are made of weed
I'm cool As Fuck
High as duck!
I certainly smoke POT!
Keep one rolled
Why would I quit smoking weed?
The sun is high and so am I
I smoke weed, drink water, mind my own business and stay happy
All I do is smoke weed and mind my own business
You deserve nothing but happiness
Let's get high
My G spot is located at dispensary
Me and others
Imagine giving up smoking weed, only to start drinking
The higher the better
Everyday is a good day to get stoned
I like big blunts and I cannot die
Stoned sex is better than drunk sex
Cannabis! Let's cure alcoholism
Cannabis makes my heart feel warm
You are who you roll with..
Peace is wake and bake
Smoke your stress away
The weed I smoked...
Cannabis! Give your brain the night off
Shaking ass and smoke weed
High Fi Potspot!
Smoking weed with your mom
Weed is the answer!
Smoking Weed Alone Vibing Out to Your Most Favorite Songs Is Top Tier Healing Energy
We all have that one friend...
Keep your circle small, the blunts comes back faster to you
Weed is in my soul, weed is my weapon, weed is my religion
Weed and happiness
Mary jane is and will always be my valentine
Do you know what goes great with weed?
If weed all smoke a bong, weed all get a long
Marijuana is an energy...
Smoke weed and love yourself
Coffee to start the day, weed to get me through...
Come in, we're high...
Be the successful stoner that society says doesn't exist
Don't Care Bear
I'm High, but am I high enough?
Mary Jane Keeps Me Sane
Daily Cannabis helped me achieve five years living alcohol-free
I'm the green sheep of the family
Smoking weed give me the patience to...
Less Ego, More Weed
I smoke weed because punching people is frowned upon!
How about we take this to the bedroom, I whispered this to my blunt
Life is ruff... Take a puff...
Anything you can do, I can do stoned
A joint a day keeps the bad mood away
Weed Twitter is much more peaceful than normal twitter
Whatever I do, I do it better stoned!
Heaven is full of weed
Happy Weednesday
"Smoke your weed, drink water and mind your business you'll see what piece is."
I've got 99 problems and 420 solutions
I love weed, and so do you
I'm a bong half full kinda guy
The cookies are edibles!!
Where the weed tasting at?
A blunt a day keeps the demands away
Happiness is a bag of weed
I'll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me
Weed my lips
Cannabis heals the pain
A day without weed
Sex, weed and coffee
A bong rip!
It totally looks like New York
I caught two kids smoking pot
How to kidnap me
Smoking marijuana and hunting with my dog!
Do you want to smoke weed?
I'd totally do the same thing on my wedding, sorry mom, but you are getting high tonight!
I'm blunt cuz God rolled me that way!
Why Gary Chambers smoked a blunt in his ad?
Positive mind, positive vibe, positive
Historical figure you wanna smoke weed with?
Follow your heart..
Legalize Marijuana in Florida
I'm a little high maintenance..
A share love of cannabis could be the spark in a relationship
Get closer we're going to get high and overthink
Shout out to all functional stoners
Wake, bake and caffeinate
They should call marijuana dispensaries gas stations
You're the bud to my bowl, and the slide to my bong
You're the toke to my high, and the cheech to my chong
What does smoking marijuana do?
A stoner's house rules
Marijuana Lube
A dude taking a shit!
Young people denied jobs because they were arrested for smoking marijuana
Life happens, weed helps
Dear marijuana, I fucking love you bitch!
High Five!
Nothing wrong with being the only one smoking pot at the party
Why flying drunk when you could fly high!
Does weed make you not believe in God?
Smoking weed doesn't make me a bad person, just like going to church doesn't make you a good person
Not just stupid people.... Just people.
Smoking Pot
Marijuana can cause memory loss..
Alexa, Roll Me A Blunt, and skip to Friday!
Marijuana needs to be treated more like wine and less like heroin
You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck
When weed in your system
Who held you down in 2021?
Best pothead Pickup Line!
Getting someone high for the first time is an honor..
Shopping high is always a good idea!
May your coffee and cannabis kick in before reality does
Oh shit dat me
Cats can also smell weed
I bet my soul smells like weed
Please be careful when you smoke weed!
All we want is to love, fuck and get high!
This lamp also look really high
Weed won't break heart
Joint Custody!
Look like Barbie, Smoke Like Marley!
She brings good vibes indeed
Well, slap some icing on me and call me a cake, cause I'm fucking baked!
Milk and cookies is all what you need for a #420eve
Smoking weed together is my love language
I'm cool as fuck!
Chicken Pot Pie
If you ever miss 420...
Too high to give a fuck
Hi, I would like to buy 1 weed please!
Keep blazing and stay amazing!
The possible reality about weed jokes!
If you're not my weed, don't get loud at me...
Grandma took my weed, so I took her wheelchair
Park and Spark
Are you an active marijuana user?
How was your day?
Do ants have dicks?
What am I gonna do? Say no?
What kind of drugs are we testing?
Weed is absolutely a woman!
I may not be smoking hot
Live everyday with the confidence of 15 yo kid
I smoke weed like a motherfucker!
I didn't stir the pot, I smoked it!
Simba and Mufasa!
Stay Lit, Get Ripped...
Smoke all my weed once, fool me once...
Always take your vitamins..
Are you an active marijuana user?
Meditate, medicate, Masturbate!
I relate to CBD because...
The Wisdom of a Broken Heart
Watching a documentary on Marijuana
Okay! But can we smoke first?!
Ever got so high you have to turn the volume down on the TV to taste your food....
Be wise beware, smoke me with care..
Somebody bring me weed...
I smoke weed coz punching people is frowned upon...
Paul McCartney being arrested for marijuana possession in Tokyo, Japan, 1980
Living the high life..
When you get to work so fucking high...
From now on you can call me your highness...
Weed guy...
I get stoned right before....
They smoke reefer near their children?!
Can't we all just get a bong...
The only thing weed kills is boredom
Let's never forget who held us down all of 2020
Take a hit, all we have is now...
A day in the life of a stoner
Time to smoke weed..
First hit of the day gets me like...
Please no smoking...
After this, I'm getting high..
Sit back with a fat joint...
Each time you light your lighter...
You ain't never had a friend like me
I can't go out tonight, I got some important shit going on
We are just in a very committed relationship
Pot! Hey it's cheaper than therapy!
Weed your mind to bloom your soul
May your coffee and cannabis kick in before reality does
"Wanna smoke" texts are my favorite
Smoke more, worry less!
If you can be happy, at least you can get high...
Fire, Earth, Air and Water!
High hopes..
Potboy!
Life is too short to not smoke weed
Just a little high!
Sativa to change the things I can...
I like to smoke with people who make me forget to look at my phone
Study finds that a joint a day reduces risk of giving a shit
Need weed!
I miss getting high with you
Today's attitude; fuck it, let's get high!
In sesh, please don't disturb!
I hit more trees than a blind Tarzan
All these people love smoking weed
I'd hit that!
Don't get the facts get in the way of your opinions
Don't judge someone until you've shared a joint with them
9 ways to feel better if you get too high
Yes, I smoke it, and I support it, and if that offends you, you need to do some research
Cannabis boiling (vaping points)
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If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least 2 hours...
Who would you rather smoke weed with?
Cannabis Edible Dosing
What do you do if you think your neighbor is smoking weed?
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy weed, and that's pretty close!
Stoner Cat
How to Roll a joint
The way I roll!
Living the high life!
#710 - OIL!
Anxiety is a bitch!
Prohibition didn't work for alcohol, either.
#LEGALIZEIT
Why I didn't text you back...
In Bong We Trust!
Work This out!
How you hold your joint tells something about you
The different marijuana strains
His weed? I roll that. His heart? I hold that. His back? I got that. His wife?. I am that
Stop referring to us as "weed smokers", from now on you can call us "your highness"
10 things to do high
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Marijuana is addictive in the sense that all great things in life are worth repeating
Cannabis Pioneer
That high moment when you start telling a story, and stop midway through because you forgot what the fuck you're talking about.
All you need is love
The Sun Goes down, the joint goes up
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